The One-Woman Gun Show at the Deli Aisle
Ah, there she is! The lady in the pink and white striped dress, flexing her biceps in the most fitting place: the deli section. Makes sense, you can’t sculpt those arm pythons without feasting on protein.
I bet she didn’t just grab turkey slices; she probably snagged a whole turkey and benched it for good measure. What else is in her cart? A can of “Awesomeness,” perhaps? I want in on that grocery list! But let’s be honest, she’s also packing five weekly CrossFit sessions. Forget a ticket to the movies, she’s a one-woman gun show!