Pigtails and Pecs
An imposing figure lumbers towards Walmart. But wait, is that… pigtails? Indeed, a hulking muscle man with vibrant purple twin tails, sporting nothing more than skintight hot pants, readies to conquer the shopping aisle.
With his grocery list in one hand and a flaunting fashion statement in the other, he’s a jaw-dropping blend of Arnold Schwarzenegger and My Little Pony. Now, that’s a one-man parade!